I’m awake, I’ve jammed out to some motherfucking killer ch00ns, I’ve done did some laundry and now I’m making some motherfucking breakfast! The wife is showering and getting herself did up, lord let us not break these promises so they’re not wasted on ourselves.
Soon there will be a release to the evergreens so loud and obscene the world will have to decree the likelyhood of the beast in thee to never be seen in the wondrous light of the magical spleen with the antagonists gleen and the heartbroken children of Antipolee.
I don’t like bonuses that are given in the form of a debit/check card, hard to get all the cash out of it and then there is a monthly maintenance fee if you don’t use it within 30 days making you lose your hard earned income. Just give me cash.
My revolver is too big for most local ranges.
Dear weather, give me some motherfucking snow you bitch!
Derp, I said fucking derp motherfucker, don’t you understand english? I said DERP!
Today is the Louisville RV and Boat Show at the fairgrounds, I’m excited. I will get to prance around in million dollar RV homes, boats and accessories today, AND SEE TWIGGY THE WATER SKIING SQUIRREL! FUCK YEAH! There will be videos posted to my YouTube account later today of the fun and activities I partook in, I know you all will be super jealous, just get over it bitches.
Now if you fools will excuse me I have to do some quick laundry to smell so fresh and clean for the rich people today, maybe one will take me home and hire me as a personal kick assery dude?! YEAH!
This cat will not stop petting himself on me, completely interrupting my ability to get properly dressed for work. Get out of there cat, you are not pants, you cannot be worn around my legs.
Apparently the wp app doesn’t like swift key keyboard, back to the default android board for me then I suppose.
Medical update to come tomorrow,had to do an emergency phone purchase today due to an accident. Also thr wordpress app really fucking sucks,please fix it so it doesnt wipe my posts,sheesh! Might just be my keyboard option though.
Make SOPA & PIPA go down like the Titanic my bronies. Thank you Rainbow Dash.
Friendly reminder, I am taking the site down from 8am to 8pm Eastern Standard Time US along with other websites across the world in protest of the SOPA and PIPA bills in the house and Senate of the United States.
Sunday, my main man, it’s time to go to a distant land. Particle accelerators and sword fights with alligators, Sunday yous a playa son and I’m afraid soon you can’t take none. Kick his butt dude, however don’t be too rude, his wedding cake is on the way and his wife already saved the date. Fare thee well and all is super swell, in the Sunday land of Dawsonville. Leafy greens and beanie weenies a great breakfast does make, however I’d rather have french toast while swimming in a jello filled lake. Now we return you to your regularly scheduled Sunday bigotry and churchly idolatry.
